It is currently twelve thirty-five, eastern standard time, and I have just successfully created my first blog. Yay me.
So now I have to decide what this blog will be. Will I do as I said I would, and just post random observations about things and try to sound all deep about it, or will I also use this as an internet deposit for my poetry. I always feel so cliche publishing my poetry on the internet, you know? Also, I'm perpetually terrified that somebody's gonna steal it. But, I'm also terribly vain, and this is a public forum, of sorts, so maybe. We'll see. If you tune in one day, Invisible Reader, and see poetry, you'll know which way I finally decided.
Lately, my time has been divided amongst work, studying for the G.R.E., fearing terribly that I am, in fact, average, and fan fiction. Yeah, I'm lame like that. I'm also writing a romance novel that I can't publish because the characters are already owned by Mutant Enemy, Inc.
Also, my life would be simpled up so much if the zombie apocalypse would just hurry up and get here already. Seriously, Government, what are you waiting for?
Who the Fuck is This Chick?
- JustTiff
- North Carolina, United States
- Tiffany prefers to be called just Tiff and is a writer. She has published one poem. She’s also thinking about being a comedian and makes collages when she gets bored. Recently, she took a cross country road trip and really feels like it changed her for the better. She is working on her masters in professional writing, and once completed, plans to legally change her name to Master Tiff. She currently resides in a cluttered basement apartment in Sylva, North Carolina. If you come by, please do not pet her cat on his belly, even though he rolls over on his back and puts his paws in the air as if this is exactly what he wants you to do. It's a trap. (Trust me.) She pays the bills by being a shift leader at Pizza Hut, and this is a bigger part of her life than she cares to admit. She is twenty-five years old and has no future career plans. If you are talking to her, and a song she really likes plays in the background, she will stop paying attention to you and listen to the song. This is a preexisting condition that she has never been able to do anything about, and she apologizes in advance. She also really likes it when people buy her piña coladas.
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